| ABBREVEATIONS | DESCRIPTION |
| 0 | Zero |
| 1 | One |
| 10 | Ten |
| 10Q | Thank You |
| 121 | One to one |
| 1337 | leet or Elite |
| 1457 | Last |
| 1CE | once |
| 2 | to, two |
| 26Y4U | too sexy for you |
| 2BONO | To be or not to be |
| 2DAY | today |
| 2MOR | tomorrow |
| 2n8 | Two and Eight (Right Old State) |
| 2NITE | tonight |
| 2U2 | To you, too |
| 3 | Three |
| 4 | Four |
| 4 | for |
| 411 | Info |
| 4EVER | Forever |
| 4FRNFR | Forever and Ever |
| 5 | Five |
| 6 | Six |
| 7 | Seven |
| 7K | Sick |
| 8 | Eight |
| 86 | "Out Of" or "Over" or "To get rid of" |
| 9 | Nine |
| :)s | Smiles |
| @TEOTD | At The End Of The Day |
| A3 | Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace |
| A41A14A | All For One And One For All |
| AAAAA | American Association Against Acronym Abuse |
| AAF | As A Friend |
| AAK | Asleep At Keyboard |
| AAMOF | As a matter of fact |
| AAMOI | As A Matter Of Interest |
| AAR | At Any Rate |
| AAR8 | At Any Rate |
| AAS | Alive And Smiling |
| AATK | Always At The Keyboard |
| AAYF | As Always, Your Friend |
| AB | Ass Backwards |
| ABITHIWT | A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush |
| ABRS | Abbreviations |
| ABT2 | About To |
| ACD | Alt Control Delete |
| ACE | Access Control Entry |
| ACK | Acknowledgement |
| ADAD | Another Day Another Dollar |
| ADBB | All Done Bye Bye |
| ADIH | Another Day In Hell |
| ADIP | Another Day In Paradise |
| ADN | Any day now |
| ADN | Any day now |
| ADR | Address |
| AEAP | As Early As Possible |
| AFAGAY | A Friend As Good As You |
| AFAHMASP | A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted |
| AFAIC | As far as I'm concerned |
| AFAICS | As Far As I Can See |
| AFAICT | As far as I can tell |
| AFAIK | As Far As I Know |
| AFAIU | As Far As I Understand |
| AFAIUI | As Far As I Understand It |
| AFAP | As Far As Possible |
| AFC | Away From Computer |
| AFDN | Any Fucking Day Now |
| AFIAA | As Far As I Am Aware |
| AFINIAFI | A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed |
| AFK | Away From Keyboard |
| AFU | All fucked up |
| AFZ | Acronym free zone |
| AGKWE | And God Knows What Else |
| AIAMU | And I'm a monkey's uncle |
| AIH | As It Happens |
| AIMB | As I Mentioned Before |
| AIMP | Always In My Prayers |
| AISE | As I Said Earlier |
| AISI | As I see it |
| AKA | Also Known As |
| ALAP | As Late As Possible |
| ALOL | Actually Laughing Out Loud |
| ALTG | Act Locally, Think Globally |
| AMAP | As Many As Possible |
| AMBW | All my best wishes |
| AMF | Adios, motherfucker! |
| AML | All My Love |
| ANFAWFOW | And now for a word from our web sponsor |
| ANFSCD | And Now For Something Completely Different |
| AOAS | All of a sudden |
| AOB | Abuse Of Bandwidth |
| AOL | Army of lamers |
| AP | Apple pie |
| ASAFP | As Soon As "Friggin" Possible |
| ASAP | As Soon As Possible |
| ASL | Age, Sex, Location? |
| ASLMH | Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies? |
| ATK | At The Keyboard |
| ATM | At The Moment |
| ATST | At the same time |
| ATW | All the Web or Around the Web |
| AWGTHTGT | Are we going to have to go through this again? |
| AWOL | Absent Without Leave |
| awtbgitwanim | Aliana was the best girlfriend in the world now I miss her! |
| AYK | As You Know |
| AYSOS | Are You Stupid Or Something? |
| AYTMTB | And you're telling me this because? |
| B | be |
| B4 | Before |
| B4N | Bye For Now |
| B4U | Before You |
| B4YKI | Before You Know It |
| BAG | Bursting A Gut |
| BAK | Back At Keyboard |
| BAU | Business As Usual |
| BB | Bathroom break |
| BB4N | Bye-Bye for Now |
| BBBG | Bye Bye Be Good |
| BBFBBM | Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel |
| BBFN | Bye-Bye for Now |
| BBIAB | Be back in a bit |
| BBIAF | Be back in a few |
| BBIAS | Be Back In A Sec |
| BBIAW | Be Back In A While |
| BBL | Be Back Later |
| BBN | Bye, Bye Now |
| BBS | Be Back Soon |
| BBSD | Be Back Soon Darling |
| BBSL | Be Back Sooner or Later |
| BBT | Be Back Tomorrow |
| BC | Because |
| BCBS | Big company, big school |
| BCNU | be seeing you |
| BCOZ | Because |
| BD | Big Deal |
| BDC | Big dumb company or Big dot com |
| BDN | Big damn number |
| BEOS | Nudge |
| BF | Boyfriend |
| BFD | Big fucking deal |
| BFF | Best Friends Forever |
| BFN | Bye For Now |
| BG | Big grin |
| BHOF | Bald headed old fart |
| BIF | Basis in fact or before I forget |
| BIOYN | Blow it Out Your Nose |
| BITD | Back in the day |
| BITMT | But in the meantime |
| BKA | Better Known As |
| BM | Byte me |
| BMOTA | Byte me on the ass |
| BMW | Be My Wife |
| BNF | Big name fan |
| BO | buzz off |
| BOHICA | Bend over, here it comes again |
| BOT | Back on topic |
| BR | Bathroom |
| BRB | Be Right Back |
| BRT | Be Right There |
| BS | Big Smile |
| BSF | But Seriously, Folks |
| BT | Byte This |
| BTA | But then again or Before the attacks |
| BTDT | been there done that |
| BTDTGTS | Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt |
| BTHOOM | Beats The Heck Out Of Me |
| BTOBS | Be there or be square |
| BTSOOM | Beats the shit out of me |
| BTW | By The Way |
| BTWBO | Be there with bells on |
| bugly | Butt Ugly |
| BW | Best Wishes |
| BWDIK | But what do I know? |
| BWO | Black, white or other |
| BYKT | But you Knew That |
| BYORL | Bring your own rocket launcher |
| C | see |
| C4N | Ciao for now |
| CB | Chat brat |
| CFD | Call for discussion |
| CFV | Call for vote |
| CIAO | Goodbye (in Italian) |
| CID | consider it done |
| CIS | CompuServe Information Service |
| CMF | Count my fingers |
| CNP | Continued in my next post |
| COB | Close Of Business |
| CofS | Church of Scientology |
| COZ | because |
| CP | Cross post |
| CP | Sleepy |
| CRAFT | Can't remember a fucking thing |
| CRAP | Cheap, redundant assorted products |
| CT | City |
| CTC | Choking the chicken |
| CTN | Can't Talk Now |
| CU | See You |
| CUL | See You Later |
| CUL8ER | See You Later |
| CUL8R | See You Later |
| CUL8TR | See you later |
| CUNS | See You In School! |
| CUZ | Because |
| CWOT | Complete Waste Of Time |
| CWYL | Chat with you later |
| CY | Calm Yourself |
| CYA | See Ya |
| CYL | See You Later |
| CYT | See You Tomorrow |
| DA | the |
| DAMIFINO | Damn, if I know |
| DARFC | Ducking And Running For Cover |
| DBAU | Doing business as usual |
| DD | Due diligence |
| DDD | Direct distance dial |
| DF | Dear Friend |
| DH | Dear Hubby or Husband |
| DIKU | Do I Know You |
| DILLIGAD | Do I look like I give a damn? |
| DILLIGAF | Do I look like I give a fuck? |
| DILLIGAS | Do I look like I give a shit? |
| DINK | Double Income No Kids |
| DIY | Do it yourself |
| DL | Download |
| DNC | Does Not Compute |
| DND | Do Not Disturb |
| DUST | Did You See That? |
| DWL | Dying with laughter |
| DWYM | Does what you mean |
| DXNRY | Dictionary |
| DYLM | do you like me |
| DYOFDW | Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work |
| DYSTSOTT | Did you see the size of that thing? |
| E123 | Easy as One, Two, Three |
| EAK | Eating at Keyboard |
| EG | Evil grin |
| EL | Evil Laugh |
| EM | Excuse Me? |
| EMFJI | Excuse me for jumping in |
| EOD | End of discussion |
| EOM | End of message |
| EOT | End of transmission |
| ESO | Equipment smarter than operator |
| EULA | End-User License Agreement |
| EWI | E-mailing while intoxicated |
| EZ | easy |
| F2F | Flesh to flesh or Face to face |
| F2T | free to talk |
| FAB | Features, attributes, benefits |
| FAI | Frequently argued issue |
| FAQ | Frequently Asked Questions |
| FAQL | Frequently Asked Questions List |
| FAWC | For Anyone Who Cares |
| FBKS | Failure between keyboard and seat |
| FBOW | For better or worse |
| FBUGLY | Fucking Butt Ugly |
| FC | Fingers Crossed |
| FE | Fatal error |
| FF | Friends Forever |
| FFPN | Fresh fields and pastures new |
| FISH | First in, Still Here |
| FITB | Fill in the Blanks |
| FIWDIM | Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday... |
| FO | fuck off |
| FOAD | Fuck Off And Die |
| FOAF | Friend of a friend |
| FOC | Free of Charge |
| FOCL | Falling off chair laughing |
| FOFL | Falling on Floor Laughing |
| FOTFLOL | falling on the floor, laughing out loud |
| FRED | fucking ridiculous electronic device |
| FRM | from |
| FSCK | File System Check |
| FTASB | Faster than a speeding bullet |
| FTBSITTTD | Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down |
| FTFTFWMF | Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers |
| FTITM | First Thing In The Morning |
| FTL | Faster than light |
| FTMFW | For The Mother Fucking Win |
| FTMFWB | For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches |
| FTTB | For the time being |
| FTTYYGTS | Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit |
| FTW | For The Win |
| FUBAB | fucked up beyond all belief |
| FUBAR | fucked up beyond all reason / recognition / repair |
| FUBB | Fucked Up Beyond Belief |
| FUBIO | Fuck You Buddy I'm Out |
| FUD | Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt |
| FWD | Forward |
| FWIW | For What It's Worth |
| FYA | For your amusement |
| FYI | For Your Information |
| FYIFV | fuck you, I'm fully vested |
| FYIV | fuck you, I'm vested |
| FYM | For your misinformation |
| FYYSOS | Fuck you, you sack of shit |
| G | Grin |
| G2G | Got to Go |
| G9 | Genius |
| GA | Go ahead |
| GAL | Get A Life |
| GALGAL | Give A Little Get A Little |
| GBH | Great Big Hug |
| GBTW | Get back to work |
| GDR | Grinning, Ducking and Running |
| GF | Girlfirend |
| GFC | Going for coffee |
| GFETE | Grinning from ear to ear |
| GFN | Gone for now |
| GG | Good Game |
| GGN | Gotta Go Now |
| GHP | Good hand partner (for online card games) |
| GIGO | Garbage in, garbage out |
| GJIAGDVYCN | Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt |
| GL | Good luck |
| GLLA | Great lovers love alike |
| GLYASDI | God loves you and so do I |
| GMBO | Giggling my butt off |
| GMTA | Great Minds Think Alike |
| GMTFT | Great minds think for themselves |
| GNBLFY | Got nothing but love for you |
| GR8 | Great! |
| GRD | Grinning, running and ducking |
| GRMBL | Grumble |
| GRRRR | Growling |
| GSOAS | Go sit on a snake |
| GSOH | Good Sense Of Humour (or Good Salary, Own Home) |
| GTG | got to go |
| GTGB | Got to go, bye |
| GTGP | Got to go pee |
| GTH | Go To Hell |
| GTSY | Glad to see ya |
| GYPO | Get your pants off |
| H8 | hate |
| HAB | Hot Asian babe |
| HACK | To use something not in its intended manner. |
| HAGD | Have a Great Day |
| HAGN | Have a good night |
| HAGO | Have a good one |
| HAK | Hugs and kisses |
| HAND | have a nice day |
| HB | Hurry back |
| hbtu | Happy Birthday To You |
| HD | Hold |
| HF | Hello, Friend |
| HH | Hold Hands |
| HHIS | Hanging head in shame |
| HHO12K | Ha ha, only half kidding (HHO1/2K) |
| HHOJ | Ha-Ha, Only Joking |
| HHOK | Ha ha, only kidding |
| HHOS | Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious |
| HHTYAY | Happy Holidays To You And Yours |
| HIH | Hope It Helps |
| HIOOC | Help! I'm out of coffee |
| HOAS | Hold On A Sec |
| HOHA | Hollywood hacker |
| HOT4U | hot for you |
| HTH | Hope this helps |
| HUA | Heads up ace |
| HUD | How You Doing? |
| HUGZ | Hugs |
| HUYA | Head up your ass |
| HW | Homework |
| I 1DR | I Wonder |
| IAC | In any case |
| IAE | In any event |
| IAITS | It's all in the subject |
| IANAC | I am not a crook |
| IANAE | I Am Not an Expert |
| IANAL | I am not a lawyer |
| IAT | I Am Tired |
| IAYL | In A While |
| IBRB | I Will Be Right Back |
| IBT | In between technology |
| IBTD | I beg to differ |
| IC | I See |
| ICBW | I Could Be Wrong |
| ICQ | I Seek you |
| ID10T | Idiot |
| IDC | I Don't Care |
| IDK | I Don't Know |
| IDL | Ideal |
| IDM | It Does Not Matter |
| IEF | It's esther's fault |
| IFAB | I found a bug |
| IFU | I fucked up |
| IGGP | I gotta go pee |
| IGTP | I Get The Point |
| IHAIM | I Have Another Instant Message |
| IHNO | I Have No Opinion |
| IHTFP | I Have Truly Found Paradise |
| IHTFP | I Hate This Fucking Place |
| IIIO | Intel inside, idiot outside |
| IIMAD | If it makes any difference |
| IIR | If I Remember or If I Recall |
| IIRC | If I remember correctly |
| IIWM | If it were me |
| ILICISCOMK | I laughed, I cried, I spat/spilt coffee/crumbs/coke over my keyboard |
| ILU | I Love You |
| ILY | I love you |
| IM | Instant messaging |
| IMCO | In my considered opinion |
| IMHO | In My Honest/Humble Opinion |
| IMNSHO | in my not so humble opinion |
| IMO | In My Opinion |
| IMOW | In My Own Words |
| IMPE | In my previous/personal experience |
| IMS | I Am Sorry |
| IMVHO | In my very humble opinion |
| INMP | It's not my problem |
| INPO | In no particular order |
| IOH | I'm outta here |
| IOTTMCO | Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer |
| IOU | I owe you |
| IOW | In Other Words |
| IPN | I'm posting naked |
| IRC | Internet Relay Chat |
| IRL | In Real Life |
| ISS | I said so |
| ISTM | It Seems to Me |
| ISTR | I Seem To Remember |
| ISWYM | I See What You Mean |
| ITM | In the money |
| IUM | If You Must |
| IUSS | If you say so |
| IYKWIM | If you know what i mean |
| IYKWIMAI | If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do |
| IYO | In your opinion |
| IYQ | I like you |
| IYSS | If you say so |
| IYSWIM | If you see what I mean |
| JAD | Just Another day |
| JAFO | Just another fucking onlooker |
| JAM | Just A Minute |
| JAS | Just a second |
| JC | Just checking |
| JIC | Just in case |
| JK | Just kidding |
| JM2C | Just My 2 Cents |
| JOO | You |
| JOOTT | Just one of those things |
| JPYL | Just pulling your leg |
| JT | Just Teasing |
| JW | Just wondering (Wondered) |
| JYYC | Just yanking your chain |
| K | okay |
| KBD | Keyboard |
| KEWL | Cool |
| KFY | Kiss for you |
| KHUF | Know How You Feel |
| KIR | Keep It Real |
| KISS | Keep It Simple, Stupid |
| KIT | Keep in touch |
| KMA | Kiss my ass |
| KMRIA | Kiss my royal Irish arse |
| KOK | Knock |
| KOTC | Kiss on the cheek |
| KOTL | Kiss on the lips |
| KWIM | Know what i mean |
| KYPO | Keep your pants on |
| l33t | Elite (also "1337" - A method of writing using numbers instead of letters) |
| L8 | late |
| L8ER | later |
| L8R | Later |
| L8RS | Laters |
| L8TR | Later |
| LAGNAF | Let's all get naked and fuck! |
| LAQ | Lame ass quote |
| LD | Long distance |
| LDR | Long Distance Relationship |
| LDTTWA | Let's do the time warp again |
| LIFO | Last in, first out |
| LLTA | Lots and lots of thunderous applause |
| LMAO | Laugh My Ass Off |
| LMFAO | Laughing My Fucking Ass Off |
| LMIRL | Let's meet in real life |
| LMK | Let me know |
| Lndn | London |
| LOL | Laugh Out Loud |
| LOL | Lots Of Love |
| LOLA | Laugh Out Loud Again |
| LOLERSKATES | Laugh Out Loud +Skates |
| LOLLERSKATES | Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates |
| LOOL | Laughing Outragously Out Loud |
| LOPSOD | Long on promises, short on delivery |
| LQTM | Laughing Quietly To Myself |
| LRF | Little rubber feet |
| LTNS | Long Time No See |
| LTNT | Long time, no talk |
| LTR | Long term relationship |
| LULAB | Love you like a brother |
| LULAS | Love you like a sister |
| LV | love |
| LWR | Launch When Ready |
| LYL | Love ya lots |
| LYLAB | Love You Like a Brother |
| LYLAS | Love you like a sister |
| M8 | Mate |
| M8 or M8 | Mate or Mates |
| MFD | Multi-Function Device |
| MfG | Mit freundlichen Gruessen |
| MHBFY | My Heart Bleeds For You |
| MIHAP | May I Have Your Attention Please |
| MKOP | My Kind Of Place |
| MM | Market Maker |
| MMFU | my mate fancies you |
| MMHA2U | My Most Humble Apologies To You |
| MMS | Multimedia Messaging System |
| mo | Moment |
| mofo | Mother Fucker |
| MOMPL | One Moment Please |
| MOO | Mud, Object-Oriented |
| MOOS | Member Of The Opposite Sex |
| MorF | Male or Female? |
| MOSS | Member Of The Same Sex |
| MOTAS | Member Of The Appropriate Sex |
| MOTD | Message Of The Day |
| MOTSS | Members Of The Same Sex |
| MSG | Message |
| MTBF | Mean Time Between Failure |
| MTE | My Thoughts Exactly |
| MTFBWU | may the force be with you |
| MTFBWY | May The Force Be With You |
| MUBAR | Messed up Beyond All Recognition |
| MWBRL | More Will Be Revealed Later |
| MYOB | Mind your own Business |
| N00B | Noobie (New Person) |
| N1 | Nice One |
| N2M | Not To Mention |
| NA | Not applicable or Not affiliated |
| NAK | Nursing at keyboard |
| NALOPKT | Not A Lot of People Know That |
| NAP | Not a problem |
| NAZ | Name, Address, Zip (also means NASDAQ) |
| NBD | No big deal |
| NBIF | No basis in fact |
| NC | No comment |
| NCG | New college graduate |
| NE | any |
| NE1 | anyone |
| NE1 | Anyone |
| NE1 ER | Anyone Here? |
| NETHNG | anything |
| NF | Nucking Futs (Fucking Nuts) |
| NFC | No fucking clue |
| NFI | No fucking idea |
| NFW | No fucking way |
| NG | New gme |
| NH | Nice Hand (Used in Poker) |
| NIFOC | Nude in front of the computer |
| NIM | No internal message |
| NIMBY | Not in my back yard |
| NIMQ | Not in my queue |
| NINJA | No Income, No Job, or Assets |
| NM | NeverMind |
| NMP | Not my problem |
| NO1 | no one |
| NOOB | New Person - Noobie (often derogatory; "Your such a noob!") |
| NOYB | None of your business |
| NP | no problem |
| NQOCD | Not quite our class, dear |
| NRG | Energy |
| NRN | No Reply Necessary |
| NSFW | Not Safe For Work |
| NT | No text |
| NTK | Nice To Know |
| NTYMI | Now That You Mention It |
| NUFF | Enough Said |
| NVM | Nevermind |
| NW | No Way! |
| NYCFS | New York City finger salute |
| OAUS | On an unrelated subject |
| OBTW | Oh, by the way |
| OEM | Original equipment manufacturer |
| OIC | Oh I See |
| OK | All Correct |
| OLL | Online love |
| OMDB | Over My Dead Body |
| OMFG | Oh my fucking God |
| OMG | Oh My God |
| OMIK | Open mouth, insert keyboard |
| ONNA | Oh no, not again! |
| ONNTA | Oh No, Not This Again |
| OOC | Out of character |
| OOF | Out Of Facility |
| OOI | Out Of Interest |
| OOO | Out of office |
| OOTB | Out of the box or Out of the blue |
| OOTC | Obligatory on topic comment |
| OS | Operating system |
| OT | Off topic |
| OTOH | On the other hand |
| OTP | On the Phone |
| OTT | Over The Top |
| OTTOMH | Off the Top of my Head |
| OUSU | Oh, You Shut Up |
| OWTTE | Or words to that effect |
| OZ | Australia |
| PANS | Pretty awesome new stuff |
| PAW | parents are watching |
| PCM | Please call me |
| PD | Public Domain |
| PDOMA | Pulled directly out of my ass |
| PDQ | Pretty Darn Quick |
| PEBCAK | Problem exists between chair and keyboard |
| PIMP | Peeing in my pants |
| PITA | Pain In The Arse |
| PLS | please |
| PM | Personal Message |
| PMFJI | Pardon me for jumping in |
| PMIGBOM | Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth |
| PMJI | Pardon My Jumping In |
| PML | Piss Myself Laughing |
| PMP | Peeing my pants |
| PMPF | Piss My Pants Funny |
| PO | Piss off |
| POETS | Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday |
| PONA | Person of no account |
| POOF | Good-bye |
| POS | Parent over shoulder |
| POV | Point of view |
| PPL | People |
| PRT | Party |
| PRW | Parents Are Watching |
| PS | Post Script |
| PTB | Please Text Back |
| PU | That Stinks |
| pwnage | Ownage - The act of pwning |
| pwned | Owned - Much better; "He got pwned by the better player") |
| PZA | Pizza |
| QL | Quit Laughing! |
| QS | Quit Scrolling |
| QT | Cutie |
| R | are |
| RAT | Remotely activated trojan |
| RBAY | Right Back At Ya |
| RBTL | Read between the lines |
| RD | Research and development |
| RE | Regards or Hello Again |
| REHI | Hello again or Re-hi |
| RFD | Request For Discussion |
| RFR | Really fucking rich |
| RFS | Really fucking soon |
| RKBA | Right to keep and bear arms |
| RL | Real life |
| RLF | Real life friend |
| RLR | Earlier |
| RMLB | Read my lips baby |
| RMMM | Read my mail man! |
| RN | Right now! |
| ROFL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing |
| ROFLCOPTER | Roll On Floor Laughing Copter (It's funny and it flies) |
| ROFLMAO | Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off |
| ROFLOL | Roll On Floor Lauging Out Loud |
| ROTFL | Rolling on the floor laughing |
| ROTFLMAO | Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off |
| ROTFLOL | Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud |
| ROTM | Right on the money |
| RPG | Role playing games |
| RR | Rest and relaxation |
| RSN | Real soon now |
| RTBS | Reason to be single |
| RTDox | Read the documentations |
| RTFAQ | Read the FAQ File |
| RTFI | read the fucking instructions |
| RTFM | Read the Fucking Manual |
| RTFM | read the fucking manual |
| RTK | Return to keyboard |
| RTM | Read the manual |
| RU | are you |
| RUMORF | Are You Male Or Female |
| RUOK | are you okay |
| RUUP4IT | Are You Up For It |
| RX | Regards |
| RYO | Roll your own |
| S2R | Send To Receive |
| S4L | Spam For Life |
| SBIA | Stands Back In Amazement |
| SBTA | Sorry, Being Thick Again |
| SCNR | Sorry, Could Not Resist |
| SED | Said Enough Darling |
| SETE | Smiling Ear to Ear |
| SF | Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction |
| SFAIAA | So Far As I Am Aware |
| SFETE | Smiling From Ear To Ear |
| sfw | Safe For Work |
| SG4IT | Search Google For It |
| SH | Shit Happens |
| SITCOMs | Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage |
| SITD | Still In The Dark |
| SK8 | Skate |
| SLIRK | Smart Little Rich Kid |
| SMAIM | Send Me An Instant Message |
| SME | Subject Matter Expert |
| SMEM | Send Me E-Mail |
| SMPF | Shit My Pants Funny |
| SMS | Short Message Service |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal, All Fucked Up |
| SNAG | Sensitive New Age Guy |
| SNERT | Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager |
| SO | Significant Other |
| SOHF | Sense Of Humor Failure |
| SOL | Shit Out of Luck |
| SOP | Standard Operating Procedure |
| SorG | Straight or Gay? |
| SOZ | sorry |
| SRO | Standing Room Only |
| SSDD | Same Shit Different Day |
| SSEWBA | Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms |
| STATS | Your sex and age |
| STFU | Shut The Fuck Up! |
| STM | Spank The Monkey |
| STR8 | Straight |
| STYS | Speak To You Soon |
| SUM1 | someone |
| SUYF | Shut Up You Fool |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
| SWAK | Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss |
| SWALK | Sent with a loving Kiss |
| SWDYT | So What Do You Think? |
| SWG | Scientific Wild Guess |
| SWTDRMZ | Sweet Dreams |
| SYS | See You Soon |
| T+ | Think positive |
| TAFN | That's all for now |
| TAH | Take a hike |
| TARFU | Things are really fucked up |
| TAS | Taking A Shower |
| TB | Text Back |
| TBA | To be advised |
| TBC | To be continued |
| tbh | To Be Honest |
| TCB | The Trouble Came Back! |
| TDM | Too Darn Many |
| TDTM | Talk dirty to me |
| TEOTWAWK | The end of the world as we know it |
| TFDS | That is For Darn Sure |
| TFH | Thread from hell |
| TFN | Thanks for nothing or Till further notice |
| tfr | Thanks For Reading |
| TGIF | Thank God it Is Friday |
| THANQ | thank you |
| THNX 1.0 | Thanks a million |
| THX | Thank You |
| THX or T | Thanks |
| THX, THN | Thanks |
| THX40 | Thanks For Nothing |
| TIA | Thanks in advance |
| TIAIL | Think I am in love |
| TIC | Tongue in cheek |
| TLA | Three letter acronym |
| TLGO | The list goes on |
| TLK2UL | Talk to You Later |
| TM | Trust me |
| TMA | Too many acronyms |
| TMB | Text Me Back |
| TMFA | Too many fucking acronyms |
| TMI | Too much information |
| TMIY | Take me Im yours |
| TMK | To my knowledge |
| TMTOWTDI | There's more than one way to do it |
| TNA | Temporarily not available |
| TNC | Tongue In Cheek |
| TNTLLAC | Try Not To Look Like A Cock |
| TNX | Thanks |
| TOM | Tomorrow |
| TOS | Terms of service |
| TOT | Tons of Time |
| TP | Team Player |
| TPC | The phone company |
| TPTB | The powers that be |
| TSR | Totally stuck in ram |
| TSWC | Tell someone who cares |
| TTBOMK | To the best of my knowledge |
| TTFN | Ta-Ta For Now! |
| TTG | Time to Go |
| TTS | Text to Speech |
| TTT | That's the ticket or to the top |
| TTTT | To Tell The Truth |
| TTUL | Talk to You Later |
| TTWIG | That's the way it goes |
| TTYL | Talk To You Later |
| TTYL8R | Talk to you later |
| TVN | Thank You Very Much |
| TW | Team Work |
| TWIMC | To whom it may concern |
| TWT | Twat! |
| TXS | Thanks |
| TXT BAC | text back |
| TY | Thank you |
| TYVM | thank you very much |
| U | You |
| U2 | You Too |
| U4E | Yours For Ever |
| UI! | You Idiot! |
| UL | You Will? |
| unPC | unPolitically correct |
| UR | your |
| UR | You Are? |
| URAQT | you are a cutie |
| URAS | you are a star |
| URT1 | Your are the one |
| URW | You are welcome |
| URWS | You Are Wise |
| URYY4M | You are too wise for me |
| VBG | Very Big Grin |
| VBS | Very Big Smile |
| VC | Venture capital |
| VEG | Very Evil Grin |
| VFM | Value for money |
| VM | Voice mail |
| VRBS | Virtual reality bullshit |
| VSF | Very Sad Face |
| W | with |
| W8 | Wait... |
| WAD | Without A Doubt |
| WAG | Wild Ass Guess |
| WAI | What an idiot |
| WAMBAM | Web application meets brick and mortar |
| WAN2 | want to |
| WB | Welcome Back |
| WBS | Write Back Soon |
| WC | Who Cares? |
| WCA | Who cares anyway |
| WDYS | What did you say? |
| WDYT | What do you think? |
| WE | whatever |
| we | Weekend |
| WEG | Wicked evil grin |
| WF | Way Fun |
| WFM | Works for me |
| WG | Wicked grin |
| WGAFF | Who gives a flying fuck |
| WIIFM | What's in it for me? |
| WIIWD | What it is we do |
| WISP | Winning Is So Pleasureable |
| WIT | Wordsmith in training |
| WITFITS | What in the fuck is this shit |
| WKND | weekend |
| WLUMRyMe | Will you marry Me? |
| WNOHGB | Were No One Has Gone Before |
| WO | without |
| WOG | Wise old guy |
| WOMBAT | Waste of money, brains and time |
| wrk | Work |
| WRT | With regard to |
| WT | Without Thinking |
| WT | What? |
| WTB | Want to buy |
| WTF | What The Fuck |
| WTFRU | Who the fuck are you? |
| WTFWT | What the fuck was that? |
| WTG | Way To Go! |
| WTGP | Want to go private? |
| WTH | What The Hell |
| WTMI | Way too much information |
| WTTM | Without Thinking To Much |
| WU | What is Up |
| WUD | what you doing |
| WUF | Where Are You From? |
| WUWH | Wish you were here |
| WWDWIIWD | When we do what it is we do |
| WWY | Where Were You? |
| WYCM | Will You Call Me? |
| WYGOWM | will you go out with me |
| WYP | What's your problem? |
| WYRN | What's your real name? |
| WYS | Whatever you say |
| WYSITWIR | What you see is totally worthless in real life |
| WYSIWYG | What you see is what you get |
| WYSLPG | What you see looks pretty good |
| WYT | Whatever you think |
| WYWH | Wish You Were Here |
| XI10 | Exciting |
| XLNT | excellent |
| XME | Excuuuuse Me |
| XOXO | Hugs and Kisses |
| Y | why |
| YA | Yet another |
| YA yaya | Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) |
| YABA | Yet another bloody acronym |
| YACC | Yet another calendar company |
| YAFIYGI | You asked for it, you got it |
| YBS | You�ll be Sorry |
| YCT | Your Comment To |
| YGIAGAM | Your guess is as good as mine |
| YGWYPF | You get what you pay for |
| YHM | You have mail |
| YIC | Yours in Christ |
| YKW | You Know What? |
| YM | Young man |
| YMMV | Your mileage may vary |
| YNK | You never know |
| YR | Why Are |
| YSYD | Yeah, sure you do |
| YTTT | You telling the truth? |
| YW | You are Welcome |
| YYSSW | yeah yeah sure sure whatever |
| ZOMG | Oh My God (Sarcastic variant) |
| ZZZ | Sleeping, Bored, Tired |
Everybody aware of upcoming 1st April, many of you would be handy with April fools pranks on April fools jokes / trick and several other practical jokes ideas for April fools day.
